This is a personal account of my current & ongoing breast cancer journey. I have no idea how this story will end, so I appreciate you joining me for the ride! 

If you are new to the blog, feel free to start at Chapter 1 and read each chapter chronologically. 

Chapter 1: Lumpty Dumpty
Chapter 2: Affirmative Squeeze
Chapter 3: Flatty Cakes
Chapter 4: She’s a Squirter!
Chapter 5: Hell Week
Chapter 6: Fun Bags
Chapter 7: Tits Ahoy!
Chapter 8: Old Crohn
Chapter 9: No News Is Good News….MY ASS!!!
Chapter 10: Motorcycle Atrophy
Chapter 11: Designer Genes
Chapter 12: GoFatMe
Chapter 13: Dichotomy of Fortunes
Chapter 14: Mr Boob Dangles
Chapter 15: Blue is the New Black
Chapter 16: Robo Tits
Chapter 17: Farewell Old Friend
Chapter 18: Love Sack
Chapter 19: Lego my Eggo
Chapter 20: Follow Ups – and Downs
Chapter 21: Gemini Fam
Chapter 22: Back In The Saddle
Chapter 23: Chestivus for the Rest of us!
Chapter 24: Crappy Anniversary!
Chapter 25: All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Tits.
Chapter 26: Pain is a Master
Chapter 27: Blackened